" two-by-four "

 [ "two-by-four" ]

1: In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).

  * e.g.,  ... “We’re gonna build a treehouse. We just need some two-by-fours and a hammer and some nails.” 

 [ "two two four" ]

1: Two two four, 224, 2-24 is used in reference to having sexual intercourse with 2 different people in a 24 hour period but not together.

  * e.g.,  ... sleeping with one girl in the morning and a different girl at night. Last Wednesday was so great, I ended up having a two two four with the girl from English class and the bartender at the pub. 

 [ "two by four" ]

1: A skinny woman who was no breasts or ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Your girlfriend is like a two by four, skinny and flat on both sides. 

 [ "Canadian Two By Four" ]

1: Noun.

  * e.g.,  ... This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere. 

 [ "Canadian Two By Four" ]

2: Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

 [ "Canadian Two By Four" ]

3: Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.

 [ "Bloody two by four" ]

1: The act of sticking two penis' in the anal region at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... Me and my buddy gave this lady a bloody two by four. 

 [ "fatty fatty two by four" ]

1: Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.

  * e.g.,  ... Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more. 

 [ "two-four" ]

1: Canadian term referring to a case of beer containing twenty-four bottles.

  * e.g.,  ... We went camping with a two-four of Blue and got right ripped. Beauty. 

 [ "Two Four" ]

1: A case of beer, containing 24 cans, hence, two four

  * e.g.,  ... Jack went to the party with a two four, and ended up chundering all over the dining room table 

 [ "two four" ]

1:  A case of 24 beer cans or beer bottles.

  * e.g.,  ...  Can you pick me up a two four from the store? 

 [ "two four" ]

2:  The May Two-Four which is the May long weekend celebrated on the 4th Monday of May - near May 24th (Victoria Day) in Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.

  * e.g.,  ...  What are you doing for the May two four? Heading up to the cottage? 

 [ "two-four" ]

1: (Noun) A case of beer consisting of 24 bottles. Usually enough for one or two Canadians. "Case" or "Box" are seldom used in lieu of two-four. Popularly consumed with a candle light dinner.

  * e.g.,  ... Wife: "How's the Kraft Dinner, eh?"