" twittering "

 [ "twittering" ]

1: When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.

  * e.g.,  ... John: Hurry up man, we have to go. 

 [ "twittering" ]

1: A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.

  * e.g.,  ... I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was. 

 [ "twittering" ]

1: A word by people who don't actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. Whenever used, they are referring to the word "tweet", but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.

  * e.g.,  ... Brian: Hey, are you twittering? 

 [ "twittering" ]

1: Glib approach to a complex problem. Skimming along the surface. Simple-minded approach. Using shortcuts and platitudes.

  * e.g.,  ... While millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like Congress was mainly twittering. There were no signs of active, meaningful assistance. Nero twittered as Rome burned. 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: passive aggressive pissy angry village of spoiled brats and people who think they're famous (under 140 characters).

  * e.g.,  ... "Let me add you on twitter.." 

 [ "twitter" ]

1: The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.

  * e.g.,  ... After I was suspended from school for graffiti I found this twitter thing. 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: A super toxic app/website. The community on there as the combined IQ of a Goldfish. They like to cancel people for the slightest of things

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: BRUH, *random kind and famous person* JUST GOT CANCELLED 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: Hell. Nothing more. It is the only way to describe it. It is the domain to some of the worst type of human beings on the planet. Filled to the brim with losers who spew insults online because they most likely wouldn’t dare say it in their real life. Shielded by their screen, they hurl hurtful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees with them, because, haven’t you heard? This is 2021! Respectfully disagreeing? Nonsense! Twitter is the birthplace of some of the most ridiculous ideologies such as #cancelculture and #killallmen. These ideas are birthed there, linger there, and are kept alive by the mentally ill who inhabit the platform. Oh, and one more thing...... Stans.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: I’m thinking about getting twitter. 

 [ "Twitter" ]

1: An awful place run by the cancel cult (aka cancel vultures) who cancel people for 10 year old tweets (even though people change) just to cure their boredom

  * e.g.,  ... I will never use twitter because I do not want to be a cancel vulture and do not want to participate in cancel culture 

 [ "twitter" ]

1: a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis. without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.

  * e.g.,  ... some guy: do you use twitter? 

 [ "twitter" ]

2: overall, it's a fucking mess.

  * e.g.,  ... some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.