" chortling "

 [ "Chortle" ]

1: The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled. Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass? 

 [ "Chortle" ]

1: The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

  * e.g.,  ... Real people:'laughs' 

 [ "chortle" ]

1: A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.

  * e.g.,  ... "You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled. 

 [ "the chortle" ]

1: The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off

 [ "Chortle" ]

1: Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night." 

 [ "Chortle" ]

1: a manly chuckle

  * e.g.,  ... Robert has such a nice chortle 

 [ "chortle" ]

1: To laugh

  * e.g.,  ... "That was so funny!", Sam chortled. 

 [ "chortle" ]

2: NB. This word is found only in certain British boy's comics, namely the Dandy and the Beano. It is extremely rare to use it in normal speech, unless inviting laughter.

 [ "chortle" ]

1: a chortle is a gleeful chuckle or laugh you make when you REALLY enjoy something.

  * e.g.,  ... CHORTLES! yay this candy is amazing. 

 [ "chortle" ]

2: like CHORTLES!

 [ "chortles" ]

1: Noun: Not quite pants, not quite shorts, only for men, only is beige.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Yo skinny man, you better put some sunblock on your lower calves if you plan on wearing those chortles." 

 [ "chortles" ]

2: Noun: The type of laughter that is silent then turns into a series of grunts.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mutherfucker, don't chortle when I'm talking to you, this is serious." 

 [ "chortles" ]

3: This originated in Minneapolis, a group of kids wore the same set of shorts/pants everyday, and always made this kid laugh the same kind of way. Thus, his laugh matched the sound "Chortle" and "Chortle" acurately described the pant/shorts.

 [ "Chortle" ]

1: Webster defines this as a combination of the words chuckle and snort. This would apply especially to the action of smoking ganja and trying not to cough. This term was frequently used in the Colorado high country by powder skiing hedonists late in the last millennium.

  * e.g.,  ... After boarding the gondola car, we weren't to the first tower yet when the telemark skier pointed an acrylic tube in my direction and said "chortle"?