" twenty-two "

 [ "twenty-two" ]

1: When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.

  * e.g.,  ... "That guy got twenty-twoed." 

 [ "twenty-two" ]

1: The second funniest number in existance. Can be used to answer almost any question. The number really just has a decent ring about it

  * e.g.,  ... joe:"man how much longer do we have to wait?" 

 [ "Twenty twos" ]

1: 22 inch wheels used to modify an automobile that typically is fitted with smaller wheels.

  * e.g.,  ... Man I just put twenty twos on my ride. 

 [ "Twenty two" ]

1: The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win

  * e.g.,  ... They gonna catch twenty two for fucking me over 

 [ "Twenty Two" ]

1: A low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.

  * e.g.,  ... Brian shot me in the head with his .22 and I walked away 

 [ "Twenty Two-Sticks" ]

1: A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro. Man 2: Sounds like a plan. 

 [ "twenty-two and a half" ]

1: an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

  * e.g.,  ... "i will be back in twenty-two and a half" 

 [ "Twenty two skidoo" ]

1:  when some is very jazz like.

  * e.g.,  ... "that film was... erm twenty two skidoo" 

 [ "Twenty two skidoo" ]

2:  when you cant be arsed with the word cool or more descriptions.

 [ "Twenty two skidoo" ]

3:  when you want someone to be confused by your opinion on something.

 [ "twenty to two" ]

1: an ugly girl who is left standing around in nightclubs until twenty to two, when some-one is finally desparate or drunk enough to pull her

  * e.g.,  ... She might have been a right twenty to two but she was filthy! 

 [ "Two twenty eight" ]

1: Meaning nothing of consequence, a false alarm or a boring bland activity. A fart with no smell or sound.

  * e.g.,  ... “How was the party?”