" transfusing "

 [ "transfusion" ]

1: an incredible mixed drink comprised of ginger ale, grape juice and vodka amounts of each may vary

  * e.g.,  ... Hey bartender, Can I get a transfusion please... 

 [ "Transfusion" ]

1: An advanced dishwashing technique where you slowly drain the sink and turn the faucet on. This dilutes the water, thus making it less dirty. Add some more soap and VOILA!! Improved dishwater. Used when there are a lot of dishes but the dishwasher doesn't want to waste time draining and refilling the sink, thus allowing them to wash the dishes nonstop, which speeds up the process. Also used to extend the life of the dishwater when the restaurant is about to close to make it last until close.

  * e.g.,  ... New Employee: This water is really gross. Shouldn't we change it?? Veteran Employee: Nah. Just give it a transfusion. New Employee: Isn't that kinda gross?? Veteran Employee: I can tell you're new. In time you'll learn that you aren't paid enough to care. 

 [ "transfusion" ]

1: A sexual act between two females where they scissor each other while one female is on her period.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, that was a great transfusion last night, I came so hard, and my iron count is up! 

 [ "iPod Transfusion " ]

1: When you've heard every song on your iPod way too many times and the only option left is to delete everything and start again.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, all of your tunes are so lame... it's time for an iPod Transfusion 

 [ "poop transfusion" ]

1: when two people proceed to poop into eachothers asses

  * e.g.,  ... we loved eachother so much that we wanted to get closer and had a poop transfusion 

 [ "Blood Transfusion" ]

1: The act of having sex with a woman on her period, not taking a shower and then having sex with a different woman.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I was hitting my girlfriend even though she was on her rag when her husband busted in the door before I could nut so I went to my other ho's crib and gave her a blood transfusion. 

 [ "alabama transfusion" ]

1: When you give a family member an STD

  * e.g.,  ... Did your hear that Jeb gave his hot sister that good old fashion Alabama transfusion last weekend? 

 [ "Medellin Transfusion" ]

1: The act of receiving antibodies or immunity in general by eating out a women’s vagina and ingesting her vaginal juices which may contain antibodies to various viruses or bacteria.

  * e.g.,  ... “Juan, why didn’t you get the COVID vaccine?” “Nah man, I Got a Medellin transfusion last week I’m good.” 

 [ "Mexican blood transfusion" ]

1: A 2 or 3 liter bottle of red soda, usually purchased at the grocery store on the way home from work, that when completely consumed, invigorates and rejuvenates the consumer.

  * e.g.,  ... After a hard day shingling roofs, Juan came home and had a Mexican blood transfusion while watching novellas , and felt so refreshed and energetic that he helped his brother in law paint all the tree trunks in the yard white. 

 [ "Twin-Twin Transfusion" ]

1: A sex act in which, the male(s), while fucking twin females, cum into the mouth of one twin and she then spits that load into the mouth of the other twin. A play on the actual condition in which during a twin pregnancy, arterial blood from donor twin passes through the placenta into vein of recipient twin. Essentially the donor twin gets less blood and the recipient twin gets more.

  * e.g.,  ... Man I had a great time with those twins yesterday. They even performed a twin-twin transfusion.