" tiptoed "

 [ "Tiptoe" ]

1: Walking on the balls of your feet. Something that Timothy likes to do.

  * e.g.,  ... I tiptoed sneakily into the house so my parents wouldnt catch me 

 [ "Tiptoe Bacon" ]

1: A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!" Dude "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there" Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker" Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!" 

 [ "tiptoe around" ]

1:  To be careful not to offend. To sneak around like there's not a problem. As if one is on the tips of their toes moving quietly around a problem to not have to deal with it.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't want tiptoe around this anymore. Let's be honest Carol, I like you as a friend but you're kinda a dick when guys are around. 

 [ "midnight tiptoe" ]

1:  When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.

  * e.g.,  ...  We are at my parents' house, so no midnight tiptoe. Give me a midnight tiptoe. 

 [ "gary tiptoe" ]

1: A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.

  * e.g.,  ... ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you. Admitting doctor: What has he got? 

 [ "Purple Tiptoes" ]

1: When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes. 

 [ "Tiptoe Burglar" ]

1: A person who is averse to physical contact. Originated by Deion Sanders as a pet name for Shaun Alexander, and also used by Warren Sapp to describe Brandon Jacobs.

  * e.g.,  ... Primetime called Alexander the Tiptoe Burglar! That dude did NOT want to get hit. 

 [ "tiptoe through the tulips" ]

1: A phrase popularized by the entertainer and Sixties Era singer, Tiny Tim, in his hit song of the same name.

  * e.g.,  ... So won’t you tiptoe through the tulips...in the garden...in the moonlight...with me! 

 [ "Tiptoe through the tulips" ]

1: Tiptoeing through the tulips may seem innocent however it has sexuality written all over it! It refers to fingering a girl, lesbians in general.

  * e.g.,  ... Would you like to tiptoe through the tulips with me? 

 [ "Tiptoeing through the tulips" ]

1: It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.