" slunk "

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1: Slunks are underage calves trailing afterbirths and bacteria, generally in unsanitary and unfit condition. A calf may not be sold as food until it reaches a minimum age of six weeks. Prior to that time it is classified as a slunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Slunk trafficking is subject to a heavy penalty. 

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1: SLAM DUNK!!!

  * e.g.,  ... WOW!! That was a massive slunk! 

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1: A. Past-participle of Slink, a verb meaning, "to move in a sneaky manner".

  * e.g.,  ... I slunk about the corner. (A) Watch out for that slunk. She's jailbait from head to toe. (B) Look at that! A slunk! Do you know how lucky we are to have seen one of them? (C) 

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2: B. A slutty/seductive hominid female. So called because such females have a tendency to "slink" into the pants of hominid males.

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3: C. A species of creature commonly connected to avant-garde musician Brian Carrol, alias "Buckethead". It is speculated that the slunk may be an odd cross between an Aardvark and a Chicken, though how this phenomenon of breeding came to be is unknown. Another theory suggests that the slunks may be homicidal robots.

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1: A fat, underdeveloped fetus that slinks about, blowjob-raping unfortunate individuals at parties, and which is unable to contain its massive tongue within its gaping maw, and bears a horrifying midriff of doom.

  * e.g.,  ... The slunk slinked up to the drunken college boy, cornering him, and descended upon his inebriated body. 

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1: A cross between a chicken chunk and a chicken slab. Crunchy on the outside, smooth on the inside. Natural and nutritious. Adored by three wonderful GW students, sold at local Asian-flavored establishments in the Washington Metropolitan area. Loved by all, shuned by none. A truly deletable poultry piece.

  * e.g.,  ... Sizzing Express- Chicken Chunks 

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1: When a pussy is very loose.

  * e.g.,  ... What do you see in that girl? Her pussy is so slunk. 

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1: being both slutty and drunk. simultaneously.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, that girl is soooo slunk. She hooked up with 5 guys AND my girlfriend. 

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1: To place one's testiclads in an asshole single file.

  * e.g.,  ... "So our relationship is getting serious, I think we might slunk soon" 

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1: Slunk: a hybrid of the words sloppy and drunk. It is used to describe either a person who is so drunk he makes a mess of himself (ie. puking, shitting one's self, etc.) or sloppy in doing things one would normally be able to do (ie. pouring, and completely missing, "sum mo' drank in yo cup";or knocking over shit like everybody's drink on the table.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Wow, Jon just shit his pants AND puked in the fish bowl and STILL has the energy to smash three full bottles of vodka! 

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1: Dirty slut, a female or male that never showers and will have sex with just about anything.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl is such a slunk, she had sex with five different people last night and still hasn't showered.