" testimonials "

 [ "testimony" ]

1: A public declaration regarding a religious experience.

  * e.g.,  ... Kristine gave her testimony about how God has changed her life. 

 [ "Testimony" ]

1: A beautiful girl, not too tall

  * e.g.,  ... Testimony,your sister she's very cute 

 [ "Testimony" ]

2: Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty

 [ "testimonial" ]

1: the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).

  * e.g.,  ... Here are some examples:  

 [ "testimonial" ]

2: however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.

  * e.g.,  ... Standard myspace comment: 

 [ "Testimony" ]

1: A beautiful girl, not too tall

  * e.g.,  ... Testimony,your sister she's very cute 

 [ "Testimony" ]

2: Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty

 [ "Intestinal Testimony" ]

1: A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

  * e.g.,  ... No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!! 

 [ "Pavement Testimony" ]

1: That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

  * e.g.,  ... Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed? 

 [ "Pavement Testimony" ]

2: The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

  * e.g.,  ... Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten! 

 [ "Testimony (name)" ]

1: Testimony (name) : An extremely dark male of Nigerian descent. Commonly infatuated with items like fried chicken, kool aid, and white girls. Testimonys are natural born athletes and will mention the word “red flower” in every one out of two sentences. Trained by running from lions they are good at every sport.

  * e.g.,  ... What type of person names their kid Testimony (name)? 

 [ "testimony payments" ]

1: Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".

  * e.g.,  ... A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.