" documentations "

 [ "documentating" ]

1: Word used by telephone operator when trying to sound smart... when in actuality, they are an idiot... THATS NOT A REAL WORD DUMBASS!!

  * e.g.,  ... -Person on phone: "There is a false withdrawel on my bank statement that needs to be fixed" 

 [ "documentation" ]

1: the photos taken during a night of sin that "document" all of the less that glamourous moments. These may include random drunk dancing, any shirt malfunctions resulting in boob loss, dress mishaps ending with bare ass being visible to the public eye.

  * e.g.,  ... As your friend gives a random guy a lap dance snatch out a camera, click a picture and yell "documentation! 

 [ "document" ]

1: to document is to write something down

  * e.g.,  ... I cannot beleive i am writing this definition. 

 [ "Documental" ]

1: When you are assigned so many back to back documentation tasks at work (read, write, review, comment, update) that you start to go completely mental.

  * e.g.,  ... "What are you up to this week?" "Documental. I've been writing specifications for the last 3 weeks straight and I'm going insane" 

 [ "Documental" ]

1: Of, relating to or suffering from anxiety over the use and/or storage of documents.

  * e.g.,  ... Not trusting anyone else, Brad collected everyone's passports and boarding passes as soon as they got though airport security. I can't believe how documental he has become. 

 [ "documents" ]

1: What one calls sheets of tree pulp when wanting the information written on them to seem important.

  * e.g.,  ... Please look over these documents at your earliest convenience. 

 [ "Documentational" ]

1: Of and relating to documentation.

  * e.g.,  ... The only follow up items are documentational in nature. 

 [ "Documentate" ]

1: "to document", to record details for future reference

  * e.g.,  ... Ed had to documentate the server details before he went on holiday 

 [ "documentated" ]

1: From the Old English word document:

  * e.g.,  ... These processes need to be documentated so we know what we're supposed to do next time this happens! 

 [ "documentated" ]

2: To provide written statement of factual or substantial support for statements made or ideas expressed; especially : to equip with exact references to authoritative supporting information.

 [ "documentation" ]

1: What Jay needs before he will stick his phatty slammer in her nice twat.

  * e.g.,  ... "If she had documentation I would fuck her"