" teetering "

 [ "teetering" ]

1: The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.

  * e.g.,  ... Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control. 

 [ "teeters" ]

1: Breasts; Also known as boobs, tits, honkers. Cows also have teeters.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, that girl has big teeters! 

 [ "Teeters" ]

1: Breasts, boobs or tits. Often used by men sitting around drinking beers and speaking about female anatomy.

  * e.g.,  ... Brohan #1: "Yo, you all check out Samantha at that party last night?" 

 [ "Teetering" ]

1: the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy 

 [ "Teeter" ]

1: One who takes pleasure at looking at rather chunky animals. seeveeter or meeter

  * e.g.,  ... Smart guy:hey what are you watching on your stupid handheld? 

 [ "teeter" ]

1: Catch-all slang for genitals (male and female)

  * e.g.,  ... Man, your teeter is microscopic. 

 [ "Teeter" ]

1: The extra flesh at the end of an uncircumcised penis. Derived from the word "anteater", it resembles the lengthy nose of the mammal. Also known as a "teet" or "teetskin".

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, Jimmy was taking a leak when we were camping and a mosquito stung him on the teeter! He'll have to put calamine lotion on that throbbing teet. Gnarly." 

 [ "Teetering" ]

1: A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan is teetering Colton, balls in blood out. 

 [ "Teeter" ]

1: A name for an ex-boyfriend with an extremely small penis

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: hey, didn't you date that guy? 

 [ "Filthy Teeter" ]

1: A very dirty vagina. It smells terrible and keeps many guys away unless if they want diseases.... lots of diseases.... crabs.... aids.... ganaria.... super aids

  * e.g.,  ... I can't believe Joe slept with her she had a Filthy Teeter he should definitely get checked at the free clinic.