" taxicab "

 [ "Taxicab" ]

1: An individual of oriental descent who has embraced the appealing ghetto lifestyle.

  * e.g.,  ... Jack (about a bootylicious honey): Damn, baby got back! 

 [ "taxicab confessions" ]

1: The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions. 

 [ "taxicab confessions" ]

2: Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.

 [ "taxicab shuffle" ]

1: When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.

  * e.g.,  ... We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle. 

 [ "taxicab with the doors open" ]

1: A phrase used to describe a person who's ears stick straight out from their head (at about a 90-degree angle) and are usually quite large in size as well.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow! Look at George W. Bush's ears! He's definitely a taxicab with the doors open! 

 [ "tijuana taxicab ride" ]

1: Perfermorning a connilingus on a co-ed with a melodorous vaginal cavity while on springbreak. The co-ed becomes so excited she excreets her Montazuma's revenge of diarehea on your neck, chest and facial area.

  * e.g.,  ... I just got back from spring break and got some wood carvings from a beach vendor a tijuana taxicab ride from a coed.