" tabloids "

 [ "tabloid" ]

1: A magazine full of gossip and made up stories, usually written by bums who can't get a job at a normal magazine industry.

  * e.g.,  ... The tabloid's said that martians were coming! Run! 

 [ "Tabloid" ]

1:  Magazine found in the check out line at Wal-Mart for people who have absolutely nothing better to do with their lives but talk about how "celebrities" are stupid and ugly and point out the inadequacies of people in the photos while grunting as they bend over their huge rolls of fat pulling their food stamps out of the purse in the basket of the electronic cart-rascal. Useless pieces of paper stapled together containing text and photos completely irrelevant to my life.

  * e.g.,  ... Tabloid Reader: Did you hear about Lindsay Lohan's latest DWI? Me: Thank you! I'm such a better person for knowing this! 

 [ "tabloid" ]

1: A worthless paper. Full of pointless stories about why Britney this and why Britney that. Tales about illegal immigrants. Boring celebrity stories that keep the vacuous-minded completely riveted! Anyone who takes these papers seriously isn't too smart ...

  * e.g.,  ... ... the British love tabloids. They revel in the stories about illegal immigrants ... it gives them a "folk devil" to look down upon. 

 [ "Tabloid" ]

1: A tablet computer powered by the Android operating system.

  * e.g.,  ... Cool Tabloid, dude. 

 [ "Tabloid Junkie" ]

1: Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... Just because you read it in a magazine 

 [ "Tabloid Baby" ]

1:  A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian. The book about tabloid television.

  * e.g.,  ... "That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar." 

 [ "tabloid tv" ]

1: tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.

  * e.g.,  ... "anything on the tube tonight man?" 

 [ "tabloid tv" ]

2: tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.

  * e.g.,  ... "nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew." 

 [ "walking tabloid" ]

1: Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

  * e.g.,  ... He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him. 

 [ "British tabloid" ]

1: Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

  * e.g.,  ... mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons. 

 [ "tabloid schmuck." ]

1: the ABC reporters

  * e.g.,  ... Assange: tabloid schmuck.