" tabled "

 [ "tabled" ]

1: Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table

  * e.g.,  ... Haha you should have seen him, he was completely tabled 

 [ "The Table" ]

1: The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.' Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.

  * e.g.,  ... "The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table' 

 [ "tableing" ]

1: To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day

  * e.g.,  ... I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.  

 [ "table" ]

1: An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.

  * e.g.,  ... I AM THE TABLE! 

 [ "on the table" ]

1: To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a bargaining chip during negotiations. Used frequently during governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.

  * e.g.,  ... Congressional Republicans, in their lust for lower taxes for the wealthy, let it be known that all social safety net programs are on the table. 

 [ "Table" ]

1:  Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

  * e.g.,  ... Uh, let's go sit at that table. 

 [ "Tabled" ]

1: To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.

  * e.g.,  ... Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion. 

 [ "tableness" ]

1: Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.

  * e.g.,  ... How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day! 

 [ "table" ]

1: a fuckin table

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1: i have a tabel 

 [ "Tabled" ]

1: To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.

  * e.g.,  ... Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)