" swearwords "

 [ "alternative swearwords" ]

1: There are many kinds of alternative swearwords, they are used for many reasons ranging from you don't want to get in trouble to you wanna look cool in front of your friends. Some examples: (note to add "er" or "ing" or whatever on the end use appropiate)

  * e.g.,  ... Examples of alternative swearwords being used in day to day life: 

 [ "alternative swearwords" ]

2: Fuck = Funk

  * e.g.,  ... "Funk you, you funking piece of shnizz!" 

 [ "alternative swearwords" ]

3: Shit = Shnizz, Shizz, Shnizzle

  * e.g.,  ... "You funker! How could you be so stupid!" 

 [ "alternative swearwords" ]

4: Dick = Dink

  * e.g.,  ... "Go suck Jerry's dink you funking fag!" 

 [ "alternative swearwords" ]

5: Twat = Twit

  * e.g.,  ... "Ah ya twit!" 

 [ "alternative swearwords" ]

6: Piss = Wizz

  * e.g.,  ... "Wizz off moron!" 

 [ "alternative swearwords" ]

7: Those are some free tasters! Make you're own up!

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh yeah I'm down with the shnizzle!" 

 [ "Danish Swearwords" ]

1: A Danish word which is frowned upon.

  * e.g.,  ... For satan din fede idiot.