" swears "

 [ "swears" ]

1: Expression used to express disbelief, or to affirm opinions with excitement or sarcasm.

  * e.g.,  ... -"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night" +" Swears you were.." or "Swears" -"He swears he can pull a 10!!" 

 [ "swearing" ]

1: What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... *example of swearing* 

 [ "Swear" ]

1: Commonly used when agreeing or when pleased with something

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: you are dumbugly 

 [ "Swearing" ]

1: What sailors do.

  * e.g.,  ... He's swearing like a sailor. 

 [ "swearing" ]

1: An articulate way of expressing yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck you. 

 [ "Swearing" ]

1: Something adults say all the time, but all hell breaks loose when kids do it. An example of acceptable hypocrisy.

  * e.g.,  ... Adult: Hey guys, this is fucking good! 

 [ "swear" ]

1: When someone doesn't believe what you just said. Sort of like "No way!"

  * e.g.,  ... Math teacher: "You can use any notes you take in this class on the test." 

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1: The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.

  * e.g.,  ... 6th Grade: Go to hell son. 

 [ "swear" ]

1: Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Shit 

 [ "Swear" ]

1: To curse or 'cuss'. Swears are considered inappropriate to use in public places, but are less offensive than other profanities. These 'bad words' are often referenced by pre-adolescents by their first letter (the 'f' word, the 's' word, even 'h-e-double-hockey-sticks').

  * e.g.,  ... I swore in the privacy of my room, and nobody was offended.