" suspenser "

 [ "suspension" ]

1: a type of body modification using hooks placed into various parts of the human body then hung. Often for artistic entertainment or spiritual performances. The preparations often take more time then the performance itself.

  * e.g.,  ... Jane-"Did you see Dani's suspension? " 

 [ "suspension" ]

1: The act of hanging the human body from objects placed into the skin. Although primarily a spiritual activity, suspensions are often done for artistic and performance sake.

 [ "suspense" ]

1: Military term for the time at which something must happen.

  * e.g.,  ... What is the suspense on the completing the operation order? 

 [ "suspension" ]

1: having hooks dug deep into your flesh, and then being suspended 5-12 ft. into the air by those sharp little fuckers.

  * e.g.,  ... There are many pictures of suspension on BMEzine.com 

 [ "suspension" ]

1: the underlying functionality of any system, as regards its ability to adapt to changing circumstances

  * e.g.,  ... i'm not sure i can cope with these guys. they're bringing up stuff that is totally challenging my suspension. we need our actual alpha code geeks here. it'll shoot them down instanter. 

 [ "suspension" ]

1: to shove some hooks in your back and be connected to chains so you can hang by your skin.

  * e.g.,  ... Joey stayed in suspension for 17 minutes as others gawked in awe. 

 [ "suspension" ]

1: what happens to reatrds who do stupid things....if u get this ur not considered valuable to society....u r probably fucked for life...yup

  * e.g.,  ... yo that kid just got suspension 

 [ "Suspense" ]

1: When a white girl decides to dodge every attempt a black man makes at giving them a label.

  * e.g.,  ... Phil: So what are we? 

 [ "Independent Suspension" ]

1: Independent Suspension, slang 1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all 2) Great knockers, often breast implants

  * e.g.,  ... OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!? 

 [ "suspension of disbelief" ]

1: the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.

  * e.g.,  ... when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!