" sulfurous "

 [ "sulfur dick" ]

1: When your dick is so dank it smells like sulfur and/or tastes like sulfur. Often developed through poor hygiene or sweat from busting your ass after a long hard day of work.

  * e.g.,  ... Boyfriend: Baby I know I worked all day but I need a blow job. Girlfriend: Okay Daddy let me get that dick. Boyfriend: Takes dick out and BAM! Girlfriend: ewww babe you have sulfur dick. 

 [ "Sulfuric Acid" ]

1: The thing that people want to dip their balls into

  * e.g.,  ... "Should i dip my balls into sulfuric acid?" 

 [ "Sulfur balls" ]

1: When you take a shower and forget to wash your balls so they smell like sulfur. Often developed through extended poor hygiene habits. Similar to sulfur dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you suck on my balls while I beat my meat? 

 [ "sulfur hexafluoride" ]

1: A very dense, inert, non-toxic gas that is much heavier than air and used in the electrical industry as an insulating gas. If you inhale it, it would make your voice sound like Satan, i.e. really deep. This is because sound travels through this gas slower than it does through air.

  * e.g.,  ... When the science teacher demonstrated how sound travels differently through different gasses by inhaling helium and sulfur hexafluoride respectfully, he began to talk like a chipmunk and then like Darth Vader. Justin Bieber inhaling sulfur hexafluoride would probably result in his voice sounding like a normal maturing teenage boy's voice, rather than like a little girl's. 

 [ "sulfur fart" ]

1: when you fart and it smells like someone lit a match.

  * e.g.,  ... Did someone lite a match. No that was my sulfur fart. 

 [ "Sulfur Burps" ]

1: Terrible indigestion caused by bad food; particularly cafeteria eggs. Foul belches, reeking of sulfur, taste and smell as if the emitter had eaten a few handfuls of match heads. Radius of the stench from the emitter ranges anywhere between 20-100 feet, with a dissipation time of about 20-30 minutes (depending on the surrounding environment- longer dissipation time indoors and near fabric). Sulfur Burps works it's way down the digestive tract, resulting in Sulfur Farts, before clearing up over the course of 1-3 days. Sulfur Farts typically occur simultaneously with Sulfur Burps, so the end of this affliction is doubly wretched and embarrassing.

  * e.g.,  ... Jane- "I heard Chris burp in the breakroom and now it smells like Hell in there!" 

 [ "Sulfuric Acid" ]

1: Something that you really shouldnt drink. It will melt down anything it touches and kill you in the process.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy shit dude, that guy made a video drinking sulfuric acid and died! 

 [ "Sulfur Burn" ]

1: When in the middle of anal intercourse with a lady older than 70 (who has chain smoked so much her once femiine voice has changed into a more masculine one) upon climax releases a gas that smells of sulfur which scorches your penis

  * e.g.,  ... oh man i got a Sulfur Burn last night! 

 [ "sulfur monsoon" ]

1: A not-for-profit music project based out of North Florida, with subject matter stretching to the far corners of the universe. It is devoted to transcendental music compositions, layering instruments with various noises and atmospheric vibrances. It is a gas cloud blooming backward a 3-petaled flower hanging limp behind the ear of god. The visual art corresponding to this work is created for the sleepy parts of your brain, the parts that dare to dream but with no colorful reference. Sleeping giants, if you will. The crucial ligaments of cognition resting under blankets of drone-media on pillows of television screens. Sulfur Monsoon was created to wake you up.

  * e.g.,  ... "that dope music project is subterrestrial! it must be Sulfur Monsoon." "those flowers are blooming on the opposite side of the rainbow spectrum. it reminds me of Sulfur Monsoon lyrics." 

 [ "Sulfur springs" ]

1: A area in the Tampa Florida area that is extremely ghetto and infested with niggers and good football players. If one were to survive walking through the area they would need an armored car with many guns. there are some positives to this area you can pick up many girls by the alpine liquor store for a special price. The main street going through the springs is Nebraska avenue behind the dog track.

  * e.g.,  ... I was in the Sulfur springs to pick up a prostitute and buy drugs and recruit football players.