" stupor "

 [ "stupor" ]

1: : a condition in which someone is not able to think normally because of being drunk, drugged, tired, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... He fell into a drunken stupor. 

 [ "stupor" ]

1: i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.

  * e.g.,  ... "Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night". 

 [ "stupor" ]

2: ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.

  * e.g.,  ... GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker. 

 [ "the stupor bowl" ]

1: This describes the hangover the day after the Super Bowl.

  * e.g.,  ... The Stupor Bowl was bad this year! 

 [ "Drunken Stupor" ]

1: Rob Ford

  * e.g.,  ... "Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine, probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.” 

 [ "fart stupor" ]

1: A type of fugue state in which a person is rendered almost paralyzed while standing in their own massive cloud of flatus.

  * e.g.,  ... After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes. 

 [ "Stupor Bowl" ]

1: Occurs around the middle of the third quarter of the Super Bowl. The Stupor Bowl is when the guys who have been drinking since 2:00 finally collapse into a drunken stupor in front of the TV.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn dude, what was that noise? Oh its just Dave; stupor bowl...Oh crap he just puked in the dip. 

 [ "stupor market" ]

1: A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes. 

 [ "stupor-computer" ]

1: A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.

  * e.g.,  ... I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article. 

 [ "uber stupor" ]

1: when people waiting for their Uber to arrive do stupid things like attempt to get into a random car on the street by mistake, step off the kerb in front of oncoming traffic to run to their Uber, or just stand on the street corner with cell phone in hand and with a blank expression on their face, trying to spot their Uber.

  * e.g.,  ... Some lostie in an uber stupor just tried to get into my car when I pulled up outside your apartment 5 mins ago. I almost hit this dumb spaz in an uber stupor who stepped out in front of me while I was doing 50. Check out that fool standing over there in an uber stupor 

 [ "stupor hero" ]

1: A derogatory remark used to describe the ultimate life of the party. The Stupor Hero has usually consumed mass quantities of alcohol and possesses fictitious abilities such as invincibility, suaveness, intelligence, charisma and good looks.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, did you see Richard last night at the bar??"