" straightened "

 [ "Straightener" ]

1: A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch

  * e.g.,  ... Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo! 

 [ "Straightener" ]

1: A reference to cocaine, coke, blow, snow, reference from the HBO show Succession. Roy Kendall refers to cocaine as a “straightener” to accommodate as a short term sobering agent.

  * e.g.,  ... I’m so fucked up. I need a straightener. 

 [ "straighten" ]

1: To pay off a 'bent' or corrupt official

  * e.g.,  ... Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off 

 [ "Straightener" ]

1: A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience

  * e.g.,  ... I need a straightener after failing the driving test again 

 [ "straightener" ]

1: Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face

  * e.g.,  ... @Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@ 

 [ "straightenable" ]

1: having curly hair cut short but still leaving it long enough to straighten...

  * e.g.,  ... hockey: "Hey I finally scored at footy at weekend so I can get my curly hair cut.. need to leave it long enough so its straightenable tho" 

 [ "The Straightening" ]

1: The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian? 

 [ "Straightener" ]

1: A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.

  * e.g.,  ... That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener. 

 [ "Straighteners" ]

1: Short for hair straighteners (or irons). Quicker and easier to say than hair straighteners.

  * e.g.,  ... Becky: Annie, pass me the straighteners please. 

 [ "Straightening pussy" ]

1: Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.

  * e.g.,  ... Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!