" queued "

 [ "queued" ]

1: Tumblr term. means gone for a couple days so i can not post pictures. it lets followers know why they arnt posting

  * e.g.,  ... Person: queued for the week, gone on vacation <3 don't unfollow 

 [ "queued" ]

1: A messege often found when downloading music in a program called KaZaA

  * e.g.,  ... man 1:man, this song had been queued for such a long time! 

 [ "faux queued" ]

1: faux queued adj. phrase; state or condition of being trapped in a

  * e.g.,  ... I was faux queued up the ass by a little old lady who had politely asked "Would you mind if I went ahead of you young man? I've only got a couple of items?"; neither of them had price tags, so we had to wait for a price check. Then she tried to use expired coupons, and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, so we had to wait for a store manager to make an exception for her. That settled, she proceeded to rummage in her purse and count out out nickels, dimes, and pennies.... 

 [ "faux queued" ]

2: stalled checkout line, esp. one that was initially the shortest and

 [ "faux queued" ]

3: therefore ostensibly the fastest, but which was plagued thereafter by

 [ "faux queued" ]

4: unforeseen price checks, old ladies rummaging through purses for exact

 [ "faux queued" ]

5: change, people redeeming coupons, etc. Makes you want to shout "Faux queue!"

 [ "curly queuing" ]

1: when you ding dong ditch multiple houses at a time on a corner, so they all come out and look at each other

  * e.g.,  ... let’s go curly queuing - st francis guys 

 [ "queuing line" ]

1: queu ing line (Q-ing line) n. (Chiefly Brit.) a line or file of persons, vehicles, etc. waiting to be served.

  * e.g.,  ... husband: How was the dmv honey? 

 [ "Euro-queuing" ]

1: The term given to the complete inability of our European brethren to line up in an orderly fashion and wait their bleedin' turn resulting in anarchy and further queuing. However does usually have the added benefit of being able to find fellow Brits in the queue as they're often the ones shaking their head and/or tutting in disgust. Most often observed when waiting for an uplift at a continental ski resort. Can also be used if you feel like jumping a queue.

  * e.g.,  ... Bartholomew: Where the frigg are you? 

 [ "faux queued" ]

1: What happens when you get in what you think is the shortest line at the grocery store, but it turns out to take the longest, usually because the person ahead of you needs a price check, or wants to chat to the cashier.

  * e.g.,  ... You: "I think this line is going to take the least time" Your shopping buddy: "No, man, this one is shorter" ten minutes later: You: "Dude, we have been faux queued." 

 [ "Peuta queu pareu" ]

1: An expression. it´s used when a person is really pissed off for any reason. It could also be used if something hurts. If a guy gets rammed really hard with a huge cock in his tight anus and it hurts,. he will say it,. or if after waiting 30 min in the line for entering a club, the guards don´t let you in,. then you say it.

  * e.g.,  ... jonny! don´t stick that big ass cock in my tight asshole so fast! peuta queu pareu!! it hurts! but wait,. it feels good,. peuta queu pareu! i love it! 

 [ "Majority queued" ]

1: A phrase to describe what happens when you are standing and waiting for something, and then a bunch of people come and form a line next to you. Hence causing you to have to go to the back of it.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, i got to the stand first, then everyone else got there and majority queued me to the back 

 [ "Queued in" ]

1: To be in the know about something, to know more about a subject than most.

  * e.g.,  ... He’s not queued in about ———.