" sterlingness "

 [ "Sterlinged" ]

1: When you get hit with a ball on the face. (Derived from sketch football/volleyball player Scott Sterling).

  * e.g.,  ... Every successful athlete must've been sterlinged once in their life. 

 [ "Sterlinger" ]

1: A relatively new religion currently consisting of 4 members, of whom are compelled to spend every November together and snort copious amounts of cocaine whilst reminiscent of the all mighty Sterling who once ruled supreme in a previous life.

  * e.g.,  ... I am Sterling, you are Sterling, he will forever be with you, and inside you. Together we are one, together we are Sterlingers 

 [ "Donald Sterlinging" ]

1: -The art of saying incredibly ignorant phrases while having no clue it is offending everyone. -An act of revenge by a spouse for cheating costing roughly $5 billion, a basketball team, and an instant college refund.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: I just can't stand blind people. 

 [ "sterlinged" ]

1: (Verb) to record video, audio, or pictures without consent or knowledge of the recorded individual. Named after one of the most famous lawsuit cases in the NBA.

  * e.g.,  ... "That creeper sterlinged you with his Google Glass" "My ex-wife sterlinged me before the trial and used it as evidence"