" steam "

 [ "steam" ]

1: To dome a blunt or any other form of marijuana.

  * e.g.,  ... "Pull the truck up front and roll up the next blunt. So we can steam on the way to the telly, go fill my belly, a t-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape." - Notorious 

 [ "steam" ]

1:  A program made by a bunch of sadist programmers at Valve. The target audience is obviously masochists. Gives you the strong urge to torture small fuzzy animals.

  * e.g.,  ...  If there is another error with steam I am going to fucking kill myself. 

 [ "steam" ]

2:  What happens when water gets too hot.

  * e.g.,  ...  Water-OW 

 [ "steam" ]

1: A program that let people organize every half-life related game. which takes a million years to load. steam also comes with an anti cheat system called VAC, which also sucks.

  * e.g.,  ... Thank you for Choosing SteamING PILE OF SHIT 

 [ "steam" ]

1: Short for "Steaming pile of shit".

  * e.g.,  ... No example needed. Seriously. 

 [ "steam" ]

1: a computer program that doesn't work

  * e.g.,  ... Man, this program is just steam. 

 [ "steam" ]

1: The most retarded program on Earth. Made specially for us.

  * e.g.,  ... When you want to play CS or HL2, Steam would open up all of a sudden and will start "updating" (as they call it) your games. But don't worry, when you turn it off, it starts updating again until you get mad. Then, your actions are unpredictable. Remember: if you're a dial-up person, don't try Steam on your nerves. 

 [ "steam" ]

1: The piece of sh!t VALVe designed. Steam started as a VERY buggy program. After Steam deleted all the HL files from your HL folder, people found that Steam is the worst piece of sh!t ever made, but they had to stick with Steam after they had no more HL files. Not only that, Steam downloads upgrades and other crap without notifying you about it at ALL. That means that if someone can hack into the download manager of steam, they can put viruses, spyware and all the other sh!t they want without you knowing it. MILLIONS of people support that and all the other facts why steam is crap.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, this is so steamy.. 

 [ "steam" ]

2: P.S. Satertek STFU with your double definitions

 [ "steam" ]

1: A gayprogram designed to line Valve's pockets with money.

  * e.g.,  ... STEAM is a big pile of SHIT. 

 [ "steam" ]

1: fucked up laggy assed shite program developed by retards who like spoiling peoples fun

  * e.g.,  ... not worth the "steam" of my shit 

 [ "steam" ]

1:  Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.

  * e.g.,  ...  James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam. 

 [ "steam" ]

2:  Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.

  * e.g.,  ...  Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 5