" starch "

 [ "starch" ]

1: Nicely turned out, presentable, made the effort to look nice...

  * e.g.,  ... as in 'wow - you look starch!' 

 [ "starch" ]

2: Devised by famous television writer Rox Harvey

 [ "starch" ]

1: weed that you smoke in a bong, bucket or pipe

  * e.g.,  ... Wheres the starch man? 

 [ "starch" ]

1: a dry 'starchy' piece of toast, ie. rivitta or cracker

  * e.g.,  ... wow that starch would be nice with cheese. 

 [ "Starched" ]

1: Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

  * e.g.,  ... fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched. 

 [ "Starch" ]

1: To dispatch your opponent in dominant fashion.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see that fight last weekend? That guy got straight up starched. 

 [ "Starch" ]

1: (verb) knock out such that the victim's muscles become tense and the body appears to stiffen.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan Henderson starched Michael Bisping at UFC 100. 

 [ "Starched" ]

1: A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.

  * e.g.,  ... ‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’. ‘Where is the Carpenter?’ 

 [ "Starching" ]

1: A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole

  * e.g.,  ... Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching. 

 [ "Starched" ]

1: To be or get really high, usually accociated with pot.

  * e.g.,  ... Tonight, I'm gonna get starched or Man, I am soooo starched right now. 

 [ "Starch" ]

1: Verb

  * e.g.,  ... "Phil, tonight I can't wait to share a bottle of wine with you over a romantic chicken dinner then come home and starch that beard so bad you won't be able to get a comb through it for weeks." 

 [ "Starch" ]

2: The act of a person, animal or thing putting semen on a man's beard.