" squirming "

 [ "squirming" ]

1: When you scrunch up your face and fall on the floor.

  * e.g.,  ... falls* 

 [ "Squirm" ]

1: The feeling a female gets when they're really turned on. Not up near their belly button, but lower. Definitely in the vagina. None of this butterflies up by the belly button business. We're talking serious, I need it now, no fooling around business. Wet. Or, the feeling a guy gets when he's so turned on that he has to stick it in or bop the baloney before something bad happens. Sex hungry.

  * e.g.,  ... Craig is so sexy, I squirm just by looking at him!! 

 [ "squirm" ]

1: The act of hot, sweaty coitus.

  * e.g.,  ... "Fancy a squirm?" he asked, hoping that, at last he would break his duck, "I've got the baby oil and everything." Alas, the Dowager Duchess turned him down again. 

 [ "squirm" ]

1: (for females) the momentary sensation below your bellybutton that occurs when you're turned on, or have a dirty thought

  * e.g.,  ... The football groupie squirmed when QB1 walked by 

 [ "Squirms" ]

1: A piece of small matter, such as "lint" or "flying worms", that is stuck in the crevice of a buttox. They are usually washed out during showers, anal facilitation and maitenance after a toilet session, or rectal picking.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow those wool underpants contain potential squirms. 

 [ "Squirm" ]

1: When a worm gets creeped out

  * e.g.,  ... Worm 1: dude I got a really sharp pine needle to the face the other day and now I’m pierced Worm 2: oh shit that squirms me, man, that sounds gnarly 

 [ "Squirm" ]

2: When a worm gets squicked

 [ "Squirm" ]

1: The perfect word to substitute all names you call people. Instead of words like asshole, fucker, bitch, pussy, snitch, or even cumface, use SQUIRM in its place. You'll feel liberated. SQUIRM also works well as an adjective substitute! Using the abbreviated form of "SQRM" is also acceptable and encouraged.

  * e.g.,  ... "Can you believe what that fucking squirm said last night?" "Yeah, that was a squirmy ass thing to say." 

 [ "Squirm" ]

1: A white boy who looks like a thug but on the inside is really a faggot

  * e.g.,  ... My cousin is dating a squirm named Austin 

 [ "Squirm sesh" ]

1: How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg

  * e.g.,  ... General Pickett Sir, you may smoke up at the rear and set up a squirm sesh 

 [ "squirm party" ]

1: n. An event where you are invited by a mutual friend of someone you don't care for (for whatever reason), but accept the invite and attend just because you know the person you don't care for will be there and you want to make them squirm.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah, I got invited by my ex's friend to their house. It's going to be a total squirm party. And I'm going to look hot.