" spritzes "

 [ "Spritzing" ]

1: When one or more persons inserts fingers into anothers rectum and rapidly moves their fingers back and forth causing fecal matter to expel in a spray paint type fashion all over the room.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ew Richie why do you smell so bad???" 

 [ "spritz" ]

1: cum or semen ejaculated.

  * e.g.,  ... i want to spritz in your eye 

 [ "Spritzing" ]

1: A form of watersports. Performed by straddling a waterless bathtub and urinating on an individual laying face up in the tub.

  * e.g.,  ... Roger enjoyed a good spritzing. His girlfriend would straddle the tub and soak him from head to toe. 

 [ "spritz" ]

1: When having to go to the bathroom (#1) and you can't reach a potty with out peeing your pants so you let a little out to relieve the pressure. DO NOT USE IF YOU HAVE TO GO #2 STYLE!

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I was locked out of my house and I had to go pee so bad. I let a spritz or two out before my dad got home. 

 [ "Spritz" ]

1: A half-assed shower

  * e.g.,  ... Don't worry, I won't take long to get ready... I'm just taking a quick spritz, not a full shower. 

 [ "Spritz" ]

1: Any Claymate's must-have accessory when engaging in any Clay Aiken, viewing, listening, and most importantly MEETING!!! It is used to cool off and refresh the subsequenly hot and bothered!

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that great "Waldo" pic.....eeeeks I need a spritz! 

 [ "spritzed" ]

1: A synonym for being absolutely hammered, plastered, wasted, wrecked, pissed (UK), or just plain ol' drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Henry is having a rough morning because he got absolutely spritzed last night. 

 [ "Spritzing" ]

1: When someone is tailgating you driving down the road and you unload a tank of washer fluid on them. Also can be used for unruly pedestrians or middle aged bald guys in convertibles.

  * e.g.,  ... That tailgater was driving so close to me I ran my tank of washer fluid dry spritzing his car. 

 [ "Salisbury Spritz" ]

1: Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

  * e.g.,  ... My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit. 

 [ "shit spritz" ]

1: When a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, dude! You just made my schnauzer shit spritz all over the wall!