" spatters "

 [ "Spatter" ]

1: Spatter is known as spam tweets on Twitter.

  * e.g.,  ... I am tired of the 'You have won a new iPhone' spatter on Twitter. 

 [ "Spatter" ]

1: To spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of ass

  * e.g.,  ... Dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl 

 [ "spattered" ]

1: splashed, asperse, bedabble

  * e.g.,  ... My bed was spattered with blood. 

 [ "spatter" ]

1: spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum

  * e.g.,  ... i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass. 

 [ "Spatter" ]

1: 1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.

  * e.g.,  ... "That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in! 

 [ "Spatter" ]

2: 2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls

  * e.g.,  ...  -or- 

 [ "spatter" ]

1: to cum unexpectedly

  * e.g.,  ... sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal 

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1: when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.

  * e.g.,  ... Tyrone:Shit nigga was dat smell? 

 [ "spatter" ]

2: u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face

  * e.g.,  ... T dog:DAMN HOMIEEE i just spattered on myself 

 [ "Keurig Spatter" ]

1: a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine. it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

  * e.g.,  ... After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet. Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon! 

 [ "Ass Spatter" ]

1: When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

  * e.g.,  ... Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder! 

 [ "Spatter Khak's" ]

1: Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.

  * e.g.,  ... Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.