" springtimes "

 [ "Springtime for Hitler" ]

1: The most politcally incorrect show tune ever. The whole basis comes from the miscal "The Producers" by Mel Brooks. the Plot is that two play producers try to make a Broadway flop so they can collect on all the sponsorship money. The produce the play "Springtime for Hitler" and the play turns out to be a hit.

  * e.g.,  ... Springtime for Hitler, a gay romp with Adolf and Eva. 

 [ "Springtime Ass" ]

1: The result of girls shedding most of their winter clothing in order to maximize their visible ASSets. This is directly related to the sudden change of temperature from cold to warm in the Spring, and is a popular occurrence on college campuses.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan: "I had no idea Chanel had such a rockin' body under those sweats!" Corey: "Yeah man, I always thought she was hiding a penis, but Springtime Ass proved me wrong!" 

 [ "Springtime in December" ]

1: A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.

  * e.g.,  ... Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December 

 [ "Springtime in the pants" ]

1: To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.

  * e.g.,  ... I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants! 

 [ "Springtime on a Stick" ]

1: A popsicle made from frozen prescription cough syrup containing Codine.

  * e.g.,  ... You want to try a new flavor of popsicle? 

 [ "springtime of youth" ]

1: A common saying with possible anime influences that represents the height of ones youth. Can also refer to a state of mind.

  * e.g.,  ... -- A boy trying to grab my penis or stick his fingers up my ass is merely in his glorious Springtime of Youth. I can still remember my Springtime of Youth...sitting on my friend's laps, grabbing at each other's penises. What wonderful days. 

 [ "Springtime for Hitler effect" ]

1: A seemingly paradoxical situation that occurs when all of the individual components of a movie (acting, dialogue, editing, etc.) are utterly terrible, yet the movie is nevertheless enjoyable. Most often it applies to a movie that while not meant to be a comedy, is nevertheless hilarious to watch. Named for 'Springtime for Hitler' from the film 'The Producers'.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Shark Attack 3' belongs on IMDB's worst 100 list, but because of the Springtime for Hitler effect, many people actually enjoy watching it. 

 [ "springtime hockey fan" ]

1: a guy or girl who doesn't give a rat's ass about hockey from october to march, but all of a sudden cares about who is in the playoffs once they start. and actually have the nerve to try and contribute to hockey conversations. much similar to posers. nothing pisses off a hockey fan more than someone who "doesnt like hockey" one minute, and sucking hockey's dick once a bluebird flies by the window.

  * e.g.,  ... January 7th:  

 [ "Springtime for Hitler face" ]

1: The look one has after listening to crazy right-wing propaganda. Refers to the reaction of the audience in "The Producers"

  * e.g.,  ... After watching Ann Coulter spew hate for an hour, I had a Springtime for Hitler face. 

 [ "Springtime for Hitler" ]

1:  The name of an intentionally bad play released by the characters in Mel Brooks' The Producers with the intention of making money off of its loss, which turned out to be a success, ruining their plan. By extension, any attempt to fail that ends up resulting in an unwanted success that is bad for everyone involved.

  * e.g.,  ... Much to his chagrin as well as that of most of the country, Trump won the election, and it was Springtime for Hitler in 201