" blossom "

 [ "blossom" ]

1: blossom is a beautiful, kind, sweet, smart, caring, and hilarious person. she’ll do anything to make you laugh. she has a humor that can come off as offensive, but isn’t meant to be. she’s undeniably beautiful. she’s athletic, and will stick with you no matter what. she’s so lit, and so fun to hang around. anytime you’re with her, you’ll always have the greatest time of your life. she has the funniest laugh, and is great at roasting. she’s a lit dancer, and she has the most gorgeous body, like it’s seriously goals. she’s a tall and beautiful bih! okurrrrrt! you can always trust her, and she’ll always be my best friend forever. if you dare hurt her, your going to hurt me too, so that we can be hurt together! don’t mess with her, because she’s a queen, and always will be, so there’s nothing you can do about that. teehee! try again sweetie. ahahah! i love her so much it’s not even explainable!

  * e.g.,  ... we love our bestfriend blossom!! 

 [ "blossom" ]

1:  Leader of the Powerpuff Girls.

  * e.g.,  ...  Hello. Blossom here! 

 [ "blossom" ]

2:  A flower.

  * e.g.,  ...  The flower blossoms in spring. 

 [ "blossom" ]

3:  A TV sitcom about the teenage redhead who has problem with her life. Lizzie McGuire stole the ideas from Blossom.

  * e.g.,  ...  That TV show, Blossom, was a very dumb show! Switch the channel, dawg! 

 [ "blossom" ]

1: Originally a slang word first known in gay groups and fetish circles from the act of using the penis pump on the anus until the rectum, or other bodily organs are turned inside out to become revealed known as the "blossom." The origin of the word came from a gay fanzine in the early nineties of the same title called, "Blossom" published in Philadelphia. The fanzine specialized in amateur photographs sent in by male readers of their blossoms. The fanzine later changed their name and became more well-known in gay circles as "Pump It Up." More recently, gay fisting groups have adopted this word to describe the same action but in the form of extreme fisting.

  * e.g.,  ...  A man used a penis pump on his anus to reveal a huge blossom. 

 [ "blossom" ]

1: When a gay man has recieved anal fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like Mt. St. Helen's.

  * e.g.,  ... "Percy and his fudge-packin' pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest." 

 [ "blossom" ]

1: head; felletio

  * e.g.,  ... "I need some blossom" 

 [ "Blossom" ]

1: Is a most interesting girl you will ever meet she will steal your heart away in a heartbeat she can be a bit aggressive at times but she is good in the heart you should got out with such a girl with a great brackground such as her's

  * e.g.,  ... Blossom, you are awesome!!!! 

 [ "Blossom" ]

1:  To pour Diet Coke and Mentos, in that order, down a girl's vagina. This will cause the formation of a soda geyser in her uterus and vagina, which will fuck up her reproductive system and launch soda the fuck out of her vagina. (verb) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)

 [ "Blossom" ]

1: Blossom is the definition of perfection. With a face as gorgeous as the stars and a body as hot as the sun you can't move passed her without noticing. She's a friend you would die to have. Extremely caring to the ones that truly matter. Making her family proud is definitely her number one priority. She's God fearing,smart, open minded,funny in a weird way with a personality that stands out. She's not afraid to tell the truth and defends what she believes in firmly. She loves love and yearns to find her perfect match as she struggles with trust issues. She gives the best advice but never actually applies them to her own affairs. Lets not forget everyone envies her bomb sense of style. She would be a fashion icon in a couple of years. As a girlfriend she's the total package. Cute,smart and funny. She's not exactly romantic but tries to be when with the right person plus she's a terrific kisser. She can be extremely fun when you trigger that side of her.

  * e.g.,  ... John: woah! Who's that ? 

 [ "Blossom" ]

1: Just a controversial character from Cartoon Network's show Powerpuff Girls. She is the leader, the bravest and nicest of the PPG trio.

  * e.g.,  ... "Blossom is the best cartoon character ever!" - Someone who is a fan the character 

 [ "blossoms" ]

1: As explained by the world's foremost perversion afficianado, John Waters, in the director's commentary for "A Dirty Shame", blossoms are the result of having been anally fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.

  * e.g.,  ... I really enjoyed and miss the NBC sitcom "Blossom".