" spot-check "

 [ "SPOT CHECK" ]

1: When you run to the bathroom to see if you have started your period

  * e.g.,  ... Wilma was so nervous she might be pregnant after her one night stand that she was running to the bathroom every 10 minutes for a spot check. 

 [ "Spot Check" ]

1: Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check" 

 [ "Spot check" ]

1: Wiping the ass of a woman with damp toilet paper when she is bent over ready to have sex from behind to see if her ass is clean

  * e.g.,  ... Bro! I spot checked that bitch; her ass was chocked full of shit 

 [ "spot check" ]

1: Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check" 

 [ "Spot check" ]

1: When two or more homies strip naked and check each other’s bodies for any odd spots or moles

  * e.g.,  ... A spot check a day keeps the doctor away. 

 [ "Spot Check" ]

1: A spot check is any time a person has to leave an event, especially a fun event, in order to check on their dog(s) in order to feed, water or walk.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, sorry I have to leave this slammin' party but I gotta make a spot check. 

 [ "spot check" ]

1: When an individual feels that their butthole might be dirty, and could possibly leave skidmarks on your underwear. They will excuse themselves to the bathroom, gather some toilet paper, drop trow, and swipe. Carefully examine the paper for evidence. If necessary, proceed to cleaning the affected area.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey man, I think I have a major case of shit-ass. I'll be right back." 

 [ "Spot Check" ]

1: Checking another’s arrival or departure of a location. Either where they are, where they will be or where they are going.

  * e.g.,  ... “What time will you be at Carols?” 

 [ "Spot Check" ]

1: Bringing the pistol out every now and then

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: " you toting "