" sported "

 [ "sported" ]

1: When your favorite live TV show gets overrun by a game (of any sport) that's running long. Especially frustrating for non-sports fans trying to watch comedy.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man! freakin hockey game sported Saturday Night Live again. 

 [ "Not a sport" ]

1: A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't care + not a sport + ratio" 

 [ "sport" ]

1: the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today." 

 [ "sporting" ]

1: Slang for wearing. Also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.

  * e.g.,  ... He is sporting a rare pair of Air Jordans. 

 [ "sport" ]

1: The sociological phenomena where throwing large amounts of money at anything will cause participants and spectators alike to obsess over the subject in question.

  * e.g.,  ... "Think we can turn butter-churning into a sport?" 

 [ "sports" ]

1: America's state-sponsored religion.

  * e.g.,  ... On Sunday we pray sports. 

 [ "Sport" ]

1: generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname.

  * e.g.,  ... I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me: 

 [ "Sport" ]

2: See also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce

  * e.g.,  ... "What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?" 

 [ "Sport" ]

1: Giving up your own physical health and mental stability for the love of the game.

  * e.g.,  ... Injuries. 

 [ "Sports" ]

1: Yelled during the viewing of a sporting event by a non-sports fan when surrounded by sports fans. Non-sports yells "SPORTS" when he or she does not know what is going on in a given but wants to feel as though they are contributing.

  * e.g.,  ... Fan 1: "C'mon ref!" 

 [ "Sport" ]

1:  verb. The process of throwing a sporting ball, such as a football or mandarin, to a forewarned but nevertheless unsuspecting workmate, teammate or stranger (but never spouse or pet). An initiator, termed a ‘sportor’, expresses their desire to instigate ‘sport’ by firmly stating “Sport!”, usually preceded by the name of the recipient, termed a 'sportee'. Note: To have succeeded at sport is to catch the sported object; to fail is to be struck unflatteringly or critically by said sported object.

  * e.g.,  ... "Sport is a great team building exercise!"