" spasm "

 [ "spasm" ]

1: annoying, irritating, cause of distraction.

  * e.g.,  ... She is a spasm. 

 [ "spasm" ]

1: When someone spazzes out when riding on a bus, causing them to orgasm.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, Jamie, look at that snake!" 

 [ "spasm" ]

1: total wreck the head whom you dislike a large amount :

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: yeah well i dont think its any of your business if i pretend to have an eating problem to get attention and i steal other peoples love interests. 

 [ "spasm" ]

1: Spam advertising images that appear on web sites and undergo jittery motions in order to catch one's attention.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I can't make it out for all the freekin' spasm on my screen! 

 [ "spasming" ]

1: The time a muscle or group of muscles in your body go ultra, super tight and shake uncontrollably for a period of time. Usually occurs among atheltes after extended periods of over-exertion on their muscles

  * e.g.,  ... Last night, my arm was spasming 

 [ "Spasm" ]

1: From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.

  * e.g.,  ... "Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?" 

 [ "SPASM" ]

1: Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...

  * e.g.,  ... Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!" 

 [ "Spasm." ]

1: When you are angry and you need to punch something.. you punch the keyboard and a spasm comes out.

  * e.g.,  ... Spasm. :vbhcjdbvjhuebgfvhdusgvbfhdskbvhdukwgvbfjvhjbsdplenbfhdbvhbjhfjdbgvruhfbwuqvbfuywbvfukwvbhfuwekgfuvgbuwgfvbuw etc. 

 [ "Spasm." ]

2: Or when you are bored you just do spasms.

  * e.g.,  ... Katherine: She is being such a bitch  

 [ "Spasm" ]

1: Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.

  * e.g.,  ... She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed. 

 [ "Spasm" ]

1: When a person (you know who you are) over exagerates their actions in order to get attention from their peers. For example, apon being shot with a mere 0.12 jule BB gun that person could scream out in pain and run away before returning only to be shot multipul times for a derranged form of pleasure.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, that fag keeps pissin' me off just so that I shoot him and he can pretend it hurt. I'm gonna get my machette and cut his legs off. 

 [ "Spasm" ]

2: People like this are also known as wordfucktardsword.