" solitaire "

 [ "solitaire" ]

1: The act of masturbation. Originates from the card game of the same name, not only because the game is played alone, but because of the 'fapping' sound created when cards are placed on the table.

  * e.g.,  ... You assholes ditched me. I ended up playing solitaire seventeen times. 

 [ "solitaire" ]

1:  A game invented for the lonely

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm gonna go play solitaire." 

 [ "solitaire" ]

1: a card game for people who can't find friends to play cards with, suck at socializing, or are extremely unpopular

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I want to play a card game but I can't find anyone to play with! 

 [ "solitaire" ]

1: n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.

  * e.g.,  ... The lifeless loser is playing solitaire again.... 

 [ "solitaire" ]

1: a name that people give there children, when they know that there child will grow to b a loner and follower.

  * e.g.,  ... Solitaire is a Solitaire 

 [ "solitaire" ]

2: to be one with urself.

 [ "solitaire" ]

3: Sum1 who is a loner

 [ "Solitaire" ]

1: The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

  * e.g.,  ... He can win at Solitaire on the computer. 

 [ "Solitaire" ]

1: The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.

 [ "Solitaire" ]

1: Quite possibly the greatest game created by man. Can be played alone, which is absolutely badass. It's also pretty much the only thing a person does in computer class. Also when you beat it, the cards fly around like, fucking crazy ass birds!

  * e.g.,  ... Dude so what are you doing ritght now? Suckin dick and playing solitaire man. 

 [ "Solitaire" ]

1:  a card game played alone

  * e.g.,  ... I have to go play solitaire now... 

 [ "Solitaire" ]

2:  the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker

 [ "Solitaire" ]

1: The act of placing ones hands firmly around ones own cock and/or balls and pumping until all reserves of man-chowder are depleted.

  * e.g.,  ... I'll catch up with you guys later, after I grab a quick game of solitaire