" solicitor "

 [ "solicitor" ]

1: (1) a lawyer who does not specialize in courtroom legal work, as in the case of jurisdictions based on the Common Law of England and Wales; (2) the second law officer of Great Britain and also of the United States of America after the Attorney-General. NOTE: Not to be confused with solicitant (one who solicits).

 [ "solicitor" ]

1: The kid who used to talk his way out of a beating at School. Now educated this pimply little shit has power and intends to wreck furious havoc on the world via the ailing and retarded legal system. See also Lawyer, Attorney, Coward.

 [ "solicitor" ]

1: Someone paid to lie, bribe witnesses and charge exhorbitant fees

  * e.g.,  ... That man is a proven lawyer (attributed to the late Peter Cook) 

 [ "Solicitors" ]

1: Anyone driving a vehicle that looks bent over aiming for anal pounding, soliciting prostitution

  * e.g.,  ... Only solicitors get vehiclees TBI parents eat dirt. Like me. 

 [ "The Solicitors" ]

1: AMAZING Glam punk/alternative band from Sacramento CA.

  * e.g.,  ... Are the Solicitors Amazing? --Yes Where can We check out their music? -- www.myspace.com/solicitors 

 [ "The Solicitors" ]

2: Band members are; Lauren on VOX & guitar. Maija on Bass & Backing VOX. Lee Guitar & backing VOX and Tommy on Drums. Lauren has the most besutiful voice in the world, is from Brooklyn NY and Is MUSIC IN HUMAN FORM. Lee is pretty much a god in training on the guitar. Maija has sweet ass sausage bass playing fingers. Tommy is Travis Barker's understudy, Pretty Much.

 [ "Autism Solicitor" ]

1: This is the highest level of autism.

  * e.g.,  ... "We are the Autism Solicitors" 

 [ "Autism Solicitor" ]

2: Once you have reached this level you can go no higher and are officially a autism master

 [ "Solicitor 500" ]

1: Noun. When you're sitting at the dinner table and you receive anywhere between 500 to 600 phone calls from an overly-conceited sales solicitor who insists that you must pick up your bogus $8,000 grand prize within 24 hours. This usually happens between mid March to late April.

  * e.g.,  ... I smashed my phone against the stove and broke it after I had to deak with that Solicitor 500 

 [ "Zodiac Solicitor" ]

1: Street arithmetic spiritual teacher observes with words using the municipal branch of government for resources academically protected with restraint as a highly waged resource for products for promotion with people for the right price

  * e.g.,  ... Magic mythology song by kahiem roel states zodiac solicitor with my baby picture likey tattoo chump with a silly hat that's morpheous like I got construction like who Is surfing those 

 [ "Trumpet sister solicitor" ]

1: A man with a trumpet touching you sister

  * e.g.,  ... Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor