" softening "

 [ "Softener" ]

1: Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.

  * e.g.,  ... My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener. 

 [ "Softeners" ]

1: Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness

  * e.g.,  ... So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners? 

 [ "Softeners" ]

1: Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners.. 

 [ "soften" ]

1:  S - SMILE

  * e.g.,  ... "soften time" 

 [ "soften" ]

2:  O - OPEN POSTURE

 [ "soften" ]

3:  F - FORWARD LEAN

 [ "soften" ]

4:  T - TOUCH

 [ "soften" ]

5:  E - EYE CONTACT

 [ "soften" ]

6:  N - NOD

 [ "softener" ]

1: 1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.

  * e.g.,  ... A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors! 

 [ "stool softeners" ]

1: humorous term for in-car seat warmers

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners? 

 [ "Crusty Softener" ]

1: The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl? Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush. 

 [ "Stool Softener" ]

1: An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener." 

 [ "Soften the Cheese" ]

1: Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon. 

 [ "tooth-softening" ]

1: adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.

  * e.g.,  ... Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"