" soft-land "

 [ "Soft Landing" ]

1: The last drink of the night. Synonym: night cap

  * e.g.,  ... Pour me a soft landing before I go to bed. 

 [ "soft landing" ]

1: Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

  * e.g.,  ... I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing. 

 [ "Soft landing" ]

1: To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

  * e.g.,  ... John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying. 

 [ "Soft landing" ]

1: To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

  * e.g.,  ... I started dating this new woman. Don't you have two other girlfriends already? Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore. 

 [ "Hangzhou Soft Landing" ]

1: To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.

  * e.g.,  ... Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing