" smatter "

 [ "smatter" ]

1: when you gots ta asks what is wrong really fast.

  * e.g.,  ... What smatter witcha, b? 

 [ "smatter" ]

1: This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "

  * e.g.,  ... {Definitions #1} :Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good. {Definition #2} : Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware ! 

 [ "smatter" ]

2: The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

 [ "smatter" ]

1: semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it

  * e.g.,  ... I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face 

 [ "smattering" ]

1: a variety, or a sampling

  * e.g.,  ... I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from. 

 [ "Smatter ye" ]

1: Cross word between smack and batter

  * e.g.,  ... Stop it now or I'll smatter ye 

 [ "smattering of nuns" ]

1: A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

  * e.g.,  ... "After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag 

 [ "Smatter Horn" ]

1: Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

  * e.g.,  ... "I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!" 

 [ "Smattering" ]

1: A variety, or small group of something.

  * e.g.,  ... The infographic piece uses a smattering of both literary and visual techniques to convey the author's message. 

 [ "smattered" ]

1: A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

  * e.g.,  ... I'm off my face totally smattered 

 [ "Smatter" ]

1: What’s a matter

  * e.g.,  ... What’s smatter poppet?