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    [Noun]  | "smart*phone" | \ ˈsmärt-ˌfōn \


    1: a cell phone that includes additional software functions (such as email or an Internet browser)


    Origin: 1996 ;

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     [ "smartphone" ]

    1: A mobile device that is infinitely smarter than the human that uses it while driving.

      * e.g.,  ... Do you know what caused the accident on the interstate? 

     [ "smartphone" ]

    1: a mobile phone which has computerlike software on it, these days resembles PDA's...

      * e.g.,  ... this new smartphone runs 239078 games and has a cool-colored backlight 

     [ "smartphone" ]

    1: the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.

      * e.g.,  ... This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is? 

     [ "smartphone" ]

    1: The nerdiest thing ever, if you explained it to someone from the 90s

      * e.g.,  ... Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is* 

     [ "smartphone" ]

    1: A useless, flat, rectangular prism that can do nothing better than a brick except break.

      * e.g.,  ... Throw that smartphone into the trash can! 

     [ "Smartphone" ]

    1: A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) which is basically a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and for work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"

      * e.g.,  ... Jake: Where were you yesterday? 

     [ "Smartphone" ]

    1: The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own." As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.

      * e.g.,  ... Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!" Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!" OR Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?" Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..." Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen* 

     [ "Smartphone" ]

    1: Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.

      * e.g.,  ... Person with smartphone: Why don't you have a phone? 

     [ "Smartphone" ]

    1: A pocketable PC with internal memory, large screen, keyboard, file storage and runs on 3G CDMA or EDGE Networks. Smartphone are capable of using email clients such as exchange.

      * e.g.,  ... The RIM Blackberry 9630, Droid Cell Phone or The HTC Incredible are highend Smartphones. 

     [ "Smartphone" ]

    1: A device which is either touch screen or has a micro QWERTY keyboard, Touch screen versions are designed to open the wrong application at the slightest touch requiring you to then spend twice as long closing the application down thus wasting time.Also prone to being covered in finger prints. QWERTY keyboard smartphones are designed for people with pins for fingers, anyone with big manly hands usually presses several keys at once.Designed to slow you down to be more precise.

      * e.g.,  ... Smartphones types: 

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