" slowpoke "

 [ "slowpoke" ]

1: An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

  * e.g.,  ... You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke! 

 [ "slowpoke" ]

1: A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 3

  * e.g.,  ... MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail 

 [ "slowpoke" ]

1: v. to have sex in a slow and rhythmic fashion

  * e.g.,  ... "Come on baby, I know you ready for that slowpoke" 

 [ "slowpoke" ]

1: warning: only use this word if you plan on being exiled from a group of friends or beaten like a nigg

  * e.g.,  ... narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk... 

 [ "Slowpok" ]

1: Slowpok (Slow-Pock) - Screaming the word Slowpoke at someone in anger, but not finishing the word.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't be such an idiot, hurry up you fucking Slowpok." 

 [ "slowpoking" ]

1: Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking." 

 [ "Slowpoke" ]

1: A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.

  * e.g.,  ... Trainer:GO SLOW POKE 

 [ "Slowpoke" ]

1: Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.

  * e.g.,  ... Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night 

 [ "Slowpoke" ]

1: The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex, 

 [ "Slowpoke" ]

1: The cutest Pokémon ever, Slowpoke is pink and has a long tail

  * e.g.,  ... You will just want to hug Slowpoke after you meet one...if only they were real.