" slathered "

 [ "Slather" ]

1: A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.

  * e.g.,  ... Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant. Ooh so good! 

 [ "slather" ]

1: (verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.

  * e.g.,  ... She slathered my weasel with her greazle. 

 [ "Slather" ]

1: The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.

  * e.g.,  ... I slathered her up with my man juices. 

 [ "Slathered" ]

1: A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

  * e.g.,  ... I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's. 

 [ "Slathers" ]

1: Exactly 10 bakers doezens of people. Like if you put butter on bread but the butter was people.

  * e.g.,  ... There were slathers of people at the school. That’s not a lot, but it kinda is. 

 [ "Slathered" ]

1: The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

  * e.g.,  ... Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles. 

 [ "slathering" ]

1: A collection or gathering of prototypical thirsty sluts, hoes, whores, thots, and sausage hungry wenches.

  * e.g.,  ... By the old gods and the new, there is a dangerous slathering coalescing inside this club. 

 [ "Slathered" ]

1: The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged

  * e.g.,  ... The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him 

 [ "Slather" ]

1: To cover all; to fully spread

  * e.g.,  ... You don't need to slather the cake in icing 

 [ "slather ass" ]

1: Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.

  * e.g.,  ... Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.