" skyjackers "

 [ "Skyjacked" ]

1: The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.

  * e.g.,  ... Aw, crap! Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked! 

 [ "skyjack" ]

1: Masturbation performed in an airplane bathroom.

  * e.g.,  ... The young woman in the aisle seat was so hot, Jimmy had no choice but to skyjack a mere half hour before his flight's final descent. 

 [ "SkyJack" ]

1: When you jump out of the plane and try to jerk off before you have to pull your parachute.

  * e.g.,  ... He was bored as hell with skydiving, so he invented the SkyJack. He is now banned from three different skydiving companies. 

 [ "Skyjack" ]

1: verb; The action and/or process of receiving a hand-job on a ski-lift from your significant other.

  * e.g.,  ... While on a Skiing trip, Joe gave Carline a promise ring, in return, Carline gave Joe a Skyjack. 

 [ "skyjacker" ]

1: Someone who prefers to masturbate in aviation vessels

  * e.g.,  ... Why does that guy ride this airplane all the damn time?" "I heard his only way to get off is to masturbate in airplanes; he's a skyjacker 

 [ "Skyjacked" ]

1: The act of jacking off or being jacked off on an airplane.

  * e.g.,  ... On my way to Cancun I was skyjacked by a flight attendant.