" pirates "

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1: The coolest motherfucking people to ever exist.

  * e.g.,  ... "Arrr! Avast, we hit land!" 

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1: An adult movie made in 2006 by digital playhouse and adam&eve production company. It has Jesse Jane, Carman Luvana, Evan Stone and my favorite... Janine. Followed up by a secound movie... that sucked. Used in as a word as a high quality porn or a high class porn or even as a adj. discribing an actress who is "whorie" but has good acting skills...

  * e.g.,  ... Angelia Jolie is pirates material, for sure... wife:"Where you watching porn again?" 

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1: The name given to the coolest dudes to ever sail the seven seas. They have cool boats, cool planks and cool wooden legs. Parrots are also optional. Their main duties include searching far and wide for, "pluder," or, "bling," as it would now be known.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, pirates rule," 

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1: Back in the day, pirates were deadbeats, missing limbs, and yelling "ARRRR". They would go pillaging and raiding, and stealing everything they could find, on their 1700s boats.

  * e.g.,  ... Limewire 

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2: Today, pirates are teenagers who host and seed downloads for P2P clients and Torrent servers, sharing software, music, and video.

  * e.g.,  ... Kazaa 

 [ "pirates" ]

1: What the English are.

  * e.g.,  ... Pirates = theiving,lying,ill educated,invaders,drunken louts,liers,arrogant,hated by everyone. 

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1: A major league baseball team from Pittsburgh, Pa.

  * e.g.,  ... "In 1992, when the Atlanta Braves stole the NLCS from the Pirates, Pittsburgh lost interest in baseball and Sid Bream Sucks!" "Barry Bonds started taking steroids after losing the NLCS for the Pirates." 

 [ "pirates" ]

1: One of the many things that make things better in this world.

  * e.g.,  ... Hello mate, we're off to find some booty. Put your god damn monkey loving cock away you sick land lubbing fuck.  

 [ "pirates" ]

2: Goes well with monkeys and cock.

 [ "pirates" ]

1: a) a certain robbin hood of the seas.

  * e.g.,  ... (on a boat) 

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2: b) most commonly attributed by certain physical deformities including but not limited to missing leg, hand, eye etc.,

  * e.g.,  ... are we being attacked by hijackers? 

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3: c) inclusive of one loyal pet animal often found perched on ones shoudler (i.e. parrot; monkey).

  * e.g.,  ... out here, we call them pirates. 

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4: d) one in search of booty

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1: Shorthand referring to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley.

  * e.g.,  ... Pirates 2 comes out on DVD this week! 

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1: A group of people can be nicknamed pirates when considered to be bad ass cunts.

  * e.g.,  ... "ohh man... look at those boner-popping pirates. i wish i was them." -reesa