" simultaneous "

 [ "simultaneous" ]

1: By looking up this word you are simultaneous as in you learned something new and btw i was the first person to define this

  * e.g.,  ... You are very simultaneous when in school said the teacher 

 [ "Simultanal" ]

1: Simultaneous anal. Generally it involves two males, one of which inverts, and they both push their erect penises downwards, and then back into one another as to simultaneously penetrate one another.

  * e.g.,  ... What's simultanal? Oh, it's the 69 of butt sex 

 [ "simultaneously" ]

1: adv. - to do at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... I masturbate and watch porn simultaneously. 

 [ "Simultane" ]

1: When two gumpy men grab and caress eachothers man boobs simultaneosly. This act must be consentual.

  * e.g.,  ... "dude, lets go to tacobell and after lets go back simultane" 

 [ "simultaneous trumpfinger" ]

1: A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.

  * e.g.,  ... Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household. 

 [ "simultaneous equation" ]

1: equations involving two or more unknowns that are to have the same values in each equation.

  * e.g.,  ... If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions. 

 [ "simultaneous snoregasm" ]

1: Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.

  * e.g.,  ... Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise. 

 [ "Simultaneous release" ]

1: when one concurrently urinates and defecates; referenced in the song "Dani California"

  * e.g.,  ... I would sure rest in peace after a simultaneous release. 

 [ "circumstantial simultaneity" ]

1: The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.

  * e.g.,  ... Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you? 

 [ "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*" ]

1: An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.

  * e.g.,  ... Someone: "You look really good"