" sideways "

 [ "sideways" ]

1: Off-target, wrong, or undesirable effect.

  * e.g.,  ... We were going to have a great night. We had three kegs of beer, enough guns and ammo to occupy a small country, and a little thermite (just for fun). That's when everything went sideways. 

 [ "sideways" ]

1: adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina. 

 [ "sideways" ]

1: to become extremely and uncontrollably drunk, high or just plain messed up

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, i was so sideways this weekend. 

 [ "sideways" ]

1: Disrespectful; without merit

  * e.g.,  ... You comin out your face mad sideways 

 [ "sideways" ]

1: Adj. Used to describe a state of varying levels of inebriation.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, after that ninth beer I was totally sideways 

 [ "sideways" ]

1: The act of getting ones automobile to drift.

  * e.g.,  ... Man did you see that! he got the fattest sideways around that bend!! 

 [ "sideways" ]

1: In recorded music, the attribute of one song sounding like another because of similar beat, melody, singing voice(s), etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Spanish Dancer" by Stevie Winwood is "Empty Pages" by Traffic sideways. 

 [ "sideways" ]

1: An object/ situation/ person/ whatever that is downright insane, and or ludacris. Crazy.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo dude, see that guy having a conversation with the garbage can over there? Man is completely sideways, yo." 

 [ "sideways" ]

1: The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again! 

 [ "sideways" ]

1: Adj. To get into a state of rage or extreme distress.

  * e.g.,  ... I ate the last ding-dong and my sister went sideways on me.