" sibling "

 [ "sibling" ]

1: A brother or sister.

  * e.g.,  ... In general, younger siblings are slightly more annoying than older ones, although in general older siblings are meaner and stronger so beat up the younger one. 

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2: A being with whom you share parents, whose sole purpose is to destroy your life.

 [ "sibling" ]

1: a demonic soul sent from hell who's main porpose is to turture you for the rest of your life.

  * e.g.,  ... (pregnant) mom: you want a sibling? 

 [ "sibling" ]

1: A child born of your mother's womb who is used as a unit of comparison in the family.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: (Chiding) "Your brother sent me flowers for my birthday. Why can't you be more like him?" Steve: "Ah, Mom! Can I help it if my sibling has more money to waste than me?" 

 [ "Sibling" ]

1: A creature sent to earth to remind you that your parents are still having sex.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, congrats on your new sibling!" 

 [ "siblings" ]

1: the little retards that will drive you mad and make you wanna kys, they also like to bully and hurt you then blame it all on you :) they are also very special needs without even having any special needs

  * e.g.,  ... dude my siblings are retarded 

 [ "Siblings" ]

1: the definition of dope shit

  * e.g.,  ... kid: SIBLINGS SUCK they are only born bcs mom had too much sex in the office!!!!! 

 [ "Siblings" ]

2: but mostly just shit

 [ "Siblings" ]

1:  The reason your mom knows where you hide your porn, drugs, and alcohol

  * e.g.,  ... It's all because of my Siblings 

 [ "Siblings" ]

2:  Demonic forces sent down from wherever to punish those who try to enjoy their life

 [ "Siblings" ]

3:  Punching bags

 [ "Siblings" ]

4:  Someone to blame the broken window on.

 [ "Sibling" ]

1: A sibling is a dirty asswipe that gains its energy off making your life a hellhole. Your luck is especially unfortunate when you have multiple siblings within a small/medium average age gap

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey bitch, it was unfortunate that you were the one who has to be my sibling. Stop being related to me. Thank you." 

 [ "Sibling" ]

2: Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it. You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.

 [ "siblings" ]

1: demons from fucking hell

  * e.g.,  ... everyone: hey how are your siblings? 

 [ "Sibling" ]

1: Hell in a human form. Unfortunately, they related to you.

  * e.g.,  ... My younger sibling drew a self portrait of himself. With lipstick. All over my algebra homework.