" shutdowns "

 [ "shutdown" ]

1: What congress does when it wants more attention.

  * e.g.,  ... Yet another government shutdown just so congress can get the news channels to pay attention to them. 

 [ "shutdown" ]

1: When a human being or creature is in a state of nothingness. The individual has lost all train of thought and is completely useless. A victim of shutdown cannot think, has no motor skills, appearing to be much like a pilon. Shutdown is often caused after a day of vigorous activity, or simply from being lazy.

  * e.g.,  ... After spending the previous five hours stroking his male unit, Mark went into shutdown. 

 [ "shutdown!" ]

1: ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.

  * e.g.,  ... person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand." 

 [ "the shutdown" ]

1: The unfortunate state of being in receipt of the cold shoulder from the object of one's desire.

  * e.g.,  ... Q: "You still tryna talk to Taemia?" 

 [ "shutdown" ]

1: Someone who is better than HotShot at EVERYTHING

 [ "Operation Shutdown" ]

1: to basically quit working while still remaining at work because you don't agree with the way things are being handled or just because you don't care anymore. Staying on break permanently due to protest without actually going on strike.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh: Dude, why are you just sitting there playing Tetris on your computer when you're supposed to be working. 

 [ "Government Shutdown" ]

1: What happens when Trump doesn't get what he wants.

  * e.g.,  ... Because Trump couldn't get funding for his border wall, we're now in a Government Shutdown. 

 [ "ShutDown Ting" ]

1: When the party is an absolute madness and you know the police are going to have to come and shut it down.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A : Yo did you reach Dres party last night? Person B: yeah it was an absolute madness.. it was a shutdown ting Example 2: Deano: Are you going to that party next week? 

 [ "The Afterfuck Shutdown" ]

1: The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave". 

 [ "rage shutdown" ]

1: When an individual suffers from "rage quit" in a social or personal environment. The sufferer tends to "shut down," becoming socially distant, quiet, reclusive, and non-responsive. Sufferers cease all personal or social interactions, even amongst friends. They also tend to fall asleep, even in the midst of others present.

  * e.g.,  ... That cockfag in the corner doesn't like talking to his friends when hanging out, and so he always dozes off; he suffers from rage shutdown. 

 [ "rage shutdown" ]

2: RSD individuals CHOOSE not to interact with individuals, making them appear as a douchebag or cockfag Bouts of these incidences can be thought of as a mix of light depression and aggravation due to anger and pent up emotions and frustrations towards others within the social group/friends (hence, the "rage quit") Rage shutdown is also known as "RSD"