" closures "

 [ "Closure" ]

1: To gain a sense of resolution weather it be mental, physical, ot spiritual.

  * e.g.,  ... Husband: why did you go see your ex who is about to serve life in prison without even telling me?? Whore Wife: boy boo , I needed that closure , cry about it then 

 [ "closure" ]

1: the final step in the grieving process; figurative 'scar tissue'

  * e.g.,  ... After all these years of crying over Tim, i still havent found closure. 

 [ "closure" ]

1:  To attempt to 'move on' following the termination of a relationship with another individual.

  * e.g.,  ... Betsy: So whadda' you think, Donna? 

 [ "closure" ]

2:  When used in a sentence, insinuates that the individual using the word is the same individual who was the target of the 'break-up'.

  * e.g.,  ... Donna: Well, you gotta' let me read the damn thing! 

 [ "closure" ]

3:  A word used by overly-emotional, self-centered 'drama queens' (mostly women and gay men).

  * e.g.,  ... Betsy: Okay, okay... sorry! 

 [ "closure" ]

4:  Individuals using this word generally will utter the word 'chapter' during their often one-sided conversations.

  * e.g.,  ... Donna: (Reads out loud) 

 [ "closure" ]

5:  A word created during the 90's which was borne out of individuals unable to cope with relationship failure.

  * e.g.,  ...  Dear Betsy, 

 [ "closure" ]

6:  Individuals using this word insinuate that the more stable party is responsible for all of the 'closured' individual's problems, as well as the War in Iraq, airbag safety issues, the Democratic National Convention, dustless chalk, nipples on men, PMS, and bad-hair days.

  * e.g.,  ...  It has been four long months and I  

 [ "closure" ]

1: when you rid yo self of problems.

  * e.g.,  ... I've finally found closure! 

 [ "Closure" ]

1: getting rid of that bitch who thinks she doesn’t need you but is still bothering to let everyone know that she is swagger

  * e.g.,  ... ria “i’m gonna get my fucking closure” 

 [ "Closure" ]

2: just get over it and get your fucking closure

 [ "Closured" ]

1: Describes the act of entering a closurecord and becoming a more toxic person

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 : Hey what happened to Person 2? 

 [ "Closure" ]

1: When you have sex with a person you've had a crush on for a long time but never got the chance to. Until now.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I got closure with my high school crush! 

 [ "closure" ]

1: So I took this chick's new webcam and I strangled her with it. Then I peed in her butt and stapled it shut.

  * e.g.,  ... I got closure by acting out the above definition. 

 [ "Closure Kiss" ]

1: A final kiss after a relationship has ended to make sure there are no longer feelings between the two involved in the relationship.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike believed he still had feelings for Christina until they had a closure kiss. Mike has now moved on to Kayla. 

 [ "Closure Fuck" ]

1: when you done with this nigga but you gotta get one final nut to confirm. closure fuck

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah, me and Kendra are done, but I had to get one last closure fuck last Tuesday."