" show-me "

 [ "Show Me The Receipts" ]

1: to have proof of something.

  * e.g.,  ... Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch! Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS! 

 [ "So Show Me" ]

1: I'll show you

  * e.g.,  ... BTS: so show me ARMY: I'LL SHOW YOU 

 [ "Show me a band" ]

1: Something people say when they want someone to prove they have money

  * e.g.,  ... Bro you broke as shit Im not broke If you not broke nigga show me a band 

 [ "Show me a band" ]

2: (specifically $1,000 aka a band)

 [ "show me that stepback" ]

1: If ball is life than yall know the step back this term originated in the vine series "ball is life challenge" #ballislife

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "AY AY jalissa. Ball is life?" 

 [ "Show Me The Link!" ]

1: A). A Humorous And Sarcastic Expression Telling Someone To "Prove" Whatever They Are Saying/Typing By Providing A Web-link(From An Official and/or Legal Website Validating The Facts Of Their Statement, Rumor, Accusation, Comment or Social Website Post.

  * e.g.,  ... PERSON #1: "There is a chance that marijuana is going to be legalized in our state!" PERSON #2: "I Don't Believe You SHOW ME THE LINK!" ((OR)) PERSON #1: "The Government Is Giving Everyone $400 In Food Stamps Benefits For Loss Of Food During Hurricane Sandy!" PERSON #2: "I Don't Believe You! SHOW ME THE LINK!" 

 [ "show me the money" ]

1: Where is the evidence; show me the proof;

  * e.g.,  ... If the election was rigged then show me the money! 

 [ "The Show-Me State" ]

1:  The nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the State of Missouri. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.

  * e.g.,  ...  Stan took a vacation to Branson, Missouri. Never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. He was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage. 

 [ "Show me the receipts" ]

1: Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!

  * e.g.,  ... Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?" 

 [ "The Show-Me-Around" ]

1: Something that one does with their hand in a moment of akwardness. (See Sinc Transit Gloria by Brand New.)

  * e.g.,  ... Shaking head to toe, while my left hand does the show-me-around... 

 [ "Show Me Uranus" ]

1: The thing you say when you want to look at that sexy planet up in the sky.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, can you Show Me Uranus? I want to know where it is.