" shocker "

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1: The original definiton:

  * e.g.,  ... More shocker euphemisms: 

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2: Two in the pink, one in the stink.

  * e.g.,  ... Checking her fever, with two in the beaver 

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1: The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.

  * e.g.,  ... "It was an exhilerating and shocking experience" - Janet Jameson 

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1: Getting a girl off by stimulation of the first and middle finger in the vagina while slipping pinky finger into the anus for additional pleasure.

  * e.g.,  ... Examples of the shocker are: 

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1: Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.

  * e.g.,  ... The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint. 

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1: A term used to describe an obvious fact. Used to describe something, a situation, someone or an abstract that is obvious and of known quantity. Corrolary is "like...duh! We knew that"

  * e.g.,  ... "Jodie Foster just came out of the closet...shocker!"  

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1: A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.

  * e.g.,  ... two below the clit, one covered in shit. 

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1: Two in the Bush, and one in the Cheney

  * e.g.,  ... When you don't want to cock her, give her the shocker. 

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1: Extra Extra read all about it,

  * e.g.,  ... man steel panther gave your mum the shocker 

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2: I wanna show ya kinda something new.

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3: Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,

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4: Here's something cool that'll work for you.

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5: It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,

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6: Some will say that its a bit extreme.

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7: Close your eyes and spread your legs now,

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8: What I'm about to do will make you scream.

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9: You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,

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10: in her hole so she screams Two in the Pink and one in the stink,

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11: Thats called the Shocker.

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12: Two in the Pink and one in the stink,

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13: Yeah woah the Shocker. It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,

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14: In any city or any town.

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15: You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,

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16: He walks around with a pinky thats brown.

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17: When ya do too much butter sugar,

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18: And your hard meat stick won't stand.

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19: Add your middle finger to a first and little,

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20: and spread the shocker all across the land. Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,

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21: you will learn this at school.

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22: so pay attention here

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23: Two in the Pink and one in the stink,

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24: Thats called the Shocker.

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25: Two in the Pink and one in the stink,

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26: Yeah call the Shocker.

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27: You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,

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28: or do it in the alley right behind the bar.

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29: Two in the Pink and one in the stink,

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30: Thats called the Shocker.

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31: YEAH!!

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1: origional, two in the pink with one in the stink

  * e.g.,  ... this has been a dream of mine to add this... shocker.. two in the lust with one in the crust...... 

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1: Two for the glory, one for the story!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... I was spitting game at her for a while. We danced for two and a half songs, then made out for half a song. We went upstairs to some bedroom. She wouldn't give me dome after like half an hour, and honestly it was getting kind of boring. I was like "fuck it, i'll give 'er the shocker." You should have seen her eyes light up. HIGH 5!!