" shirty "

 [ "shirty" ]

1: Flustered and pompus, like you would be if someone asked you a question you find incredibly offensive. Happens a lot with teachers and snobby upperclassmen.

  * e.g.,  ... I asked Mrs. Wenger if she was PMSing, and she got all shirty with me. 

 [ "shirty" ]

2: Another British bit of fun. Used in "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". See snogging.

 [ "shirty" ]

1: Fan-freaking-tastic. Really awesome. Like really the best.

  * e.g.,  ... That outfit is so shirty! 

 [ "shirty" ]

1: Drunken (British) brawler. Taken from the general style of getting drunk, starting fights and wearing dress shirts.

  * e.g.,  ... Mr. Bimbom got a bit shirty last night and started a fight with the bartender. 

 [ "shirty" ]

1: The act of shooting a load on your t-shirt

  * e.g.,  ... Oh shit i gave my self a shirty and forgot to change 

 [ "Shirtie" ]

1: A picture taken of your shirt while it's on. Much like a selfie but only having the shirt visible.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, did you see the shirt I bought? No? I'll take a shirtie and send it to you. 

 [ "Shirty" ]

1: Getting dressed up for a night for a night out. Wearing a smart shirt.

  * e.g.,  ... " you getting shirty tonight lad?" 

 [ "Dirty Shirty" ]

1: While wiping one's posterior region in a rush, there is a chance that the shitty paper will come in contact with the lower portion of one's shirt.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to be quick while shitting because Jonna wanted me to hoogaboogood her and I ended up giving myself a dirty shirty. 

 [ "shirtie" ]

1: one who always wears a shirt because they are embarrassed by the way they look especially while swimming.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at the shirtie in the pool!!! 

 [ "Shirty McSame" ]

1: Someone who seems to wear the same outfit, to the same places, on a regular basis.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see Cheesman last night?? I think he wore that shirt again, to North Beach." 

 [ "Shirty McIron" ]

1: The name given to men, especially those of scottish origin, who leave a party early to go home. The implication being that the man would prefer to go home and do the ironing than hang out with his mates.

  * e.g.,  ... Stu! Don't go home again! Iron your shirts another day! I am changing your name to Shirty McIron.