" shelve "

 [ "shelve" ]

1: To insert into one's rectum, normally in respect to illicit substances.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey mang, I just shelved that pill and my ring is itchy. 

 [ "shelve" ]

1: ...Well not the quickest way (snorting is), but it is the most effective and efficient...80% absorbtion rate...if your into that shit.

  * e.g.,  ... "My ass was burning for 20 minutes after i shelved that bikkie." 

 [ "shelve" ]

1: The quickest way to get an ecstacy pill to reach your bloodstream.

  * e.g.,  ... "Why don't you shelve yo' bikkie?" 

 [ "Shelving" ]

1: Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.

  * e.g.,  ... "I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest" "When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving" "He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again." "Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night" 

 [ "Shelving" ]

2: Usually in regards to recreational drugs.

 [ "Shelving" ]

3: A discreet and effective way of taking them.

 [ "shelving" ]

1: alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

  * e.g.,  ... hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one 

 [ "Shelve" ]

1: Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.

  * e.g.,  ... Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya. 

 [ "Shelve" ]

2: Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.

  * e.g.,  ... Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there. 

 [ "shelved" ]

1: To insert an object into the anus!

  * e.g.,  ... I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it 

 [ "Shelved" ]

1: To discontinue all further communications with a person.

  * e.g.,  ... I cant beleive Hamish just did that. ...Shelved 

 [ "Shelved" ]

1: The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars.. 

 [ "shelves" ]

1: A womans breasts, shelves bieng plural for both

  * e.g.,  ... So I get there, she's aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves, and legs up to her arse. Muchos tequilas later, I'm in a cab with her